My dental assistant is hot...

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 06/05/2017 at 18:02 • Filed to: None

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She kind of looks like this:

I was at the dentist not long ago.

I did a search for Manwich car and I found THIS:

For Sweden > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 18:07

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FACT: you can’t sit in a dentist’s chair without someone resting their bosom on your head.

jkm7680 > For Sweden 06/05/2017 at 18:08

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Or on your arm.

Textured Soy Protein > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 18:09

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

For Sweden > jkm7680 06/05/2017 at 18:11

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That too.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein 06/05/2017 at 18:12

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I had to explain to someone that hitting on a girl while she’s at work is a dick move to a custom once. It was fun.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Textured Soy Protein 06/05/2017 at 18:15

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That might be true for OTHER people... but bartenders and my dental assistant all secretly LOVE ME!!!

BUT THEY CAN’T HAVE ME!!!!

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 06/05/2017 at 18:17

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The best argument for replacing bartenders with vending machines.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > For Sweden 06/05/2017 at 18:18

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Or Fembots...

Nibby > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 18:18

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They love you when you’re under the covers

but when you’re not, they love another

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Nibby 06/05/2017 at 18:20

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WHY ARE THEY SMILING????

Nibby > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 18:20

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They know their next patient is you

Wacko > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 18:26

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Cause you can’t see where his other hand is

Maxima Speed > Wacko 06/05/2017 at 18:33

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Got really weird really fast.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Nibby 06/05/2017 at 18:37

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(making sure that my shirt is tucked...)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden 06/05/2017 at 18:49

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This is also true for overweight male dentist assistants

Gamecat235 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:07

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I was hoping it was a picture of Hades...

Gamecat235 > Nibby 06/05/2017 at 19:08

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Still the best MM album (though, that is not, by a long shot, my favorite song from it).

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Gamecat235 06/05/2017 at 19:17

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How about a bifurcated tongue instead?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:23

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You ever get head boobed, when they keep hitting your head with their boobs? Kind of annoying I think. I don’t think I have ever had a male dential hygenist, strange...

Gamecat235 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:24

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That’s a special kind of body modification. Don’t think I could even debate that for a second. Just biting my tongue hurts.

MrDakka > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/05/2017 at 19:25

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Fear boner most likely. Power tools that close to my face make me nervous

Stapleface > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:26

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My dental assistant is about 70.

But, my dentist is pretty attractive, so it’s a trade-off I’m willing to make. Although it’s always weird to see them without their masks on. It’s like my mind just says they don’t have a bottom half of their face or something

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:30

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I dated a dental assisting student once In high school. I wouldn’t recommend it.

AuthiCooper1300 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:34

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Nightmare scenario:

1) The dental assistant in question is indeed an attractive lady. Oh, and she does fancy you.

2) Unbeknownst to you, your dentist – perhaps many years her senior, and a man utterly devoid of any grace, elegance, intelligence or wit – is her husband. The jealous kind.

3) Have you seen Marathon Man?

Nibby > Gamecat235 06/05/2017 at 19:47

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Knew you would get the reference! My favorite one is Antichrist Superstar

Gamecat235 > Nibby 06/05/2017 at 19:55

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Antichrist is a very close second. But it just doesn’t have anything that can compete with User Friendly, or Drugs, or Dope... Though, it does have Cryptorchid, Angel, Decay, and Antichrist itself... Man those were the days.

Kiltedpadre > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/05/2017 at 19:59

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That manages to be both disgusting and intriguing all at once!

Nibby > Gamecat235 06/05/2017 at 20:36

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music is not the same anymore

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/05/2017 at 21:13

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One time when I was 14, I asked myself after an orthodontist appointment if I was possibly molested via breast smothering. There’s incidental contact, and then there’s whatever the fuck happened to me.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/05/2017 at 21:56

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+10 for indecent boobing

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2017 at 10:58

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I’ve been boobed...I didn’t mind... but I also acted like nothing happened.